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Sleek and supple, like a submarine moving through the moist passions of a man's imagination.

A youthful debutante of desires can torpedo a man of overripe maturity into drooling ********* helplessness with the turn of her nose.

Green with age she might be, but green with envy he'll become.

If an older man has a younger woman, one of his chief worries is, "Can I keep her interested, or me interesting?"

An older man can only do a song and dance for so long.