Ben Dovers fyrkant med två brunetter

So look, hello and welcome, it's Bendover here and welcome to a very exciting day in my life

because you're here, you're privy to be here at the grand opening of Bendover's Pawning Pouring

which is my new shop, which is all full of really classy stuff.

Oh yes.

And here's Jigs here, on camera, hello Jigs.